officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd


But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!



this dude got his own pokemon
I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

always apologize but never be sorry

-advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via thirteenfearless)

ghoultears:


daisyhorse420:

i lost my virginity wearing these socks no lie

im jealous
stability:

A view of the universe ~ Grand Canyon, USA [via/more]
opticallyaroused:

Paradise Falls, Venezuela