meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.
Conversation I overheard at work
  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

Lighters of the Vietnam War

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

guy:

idk i kinda dig playing basketball bc i could tell a hot guy “nice d” and he’ll just think im talking about his defensive skills but really